Roy

Roy is Incel's dad and the moral back bone of The Assholes. He prides himself in his son, kindness, and totally fucking radical beard.

Occupation
Roy currently works as a "happiness freelancer," a term he's made up to describe his work of running around town and helping where he can despite being retired for years. However he's had a few other jobs in the past.

Mall Santa
Roy worked as a mall Santa for a number of years, yet quit as he wasn't satisfied with only working at one time of year.

Ice Cream Truck Driver
Roy worked as an Ice Cream Truck Driver after quitting as a mall Santa. He quit for similar reasons after finding out people don't really want ice cream in the winter.

Incel
Roy prides himself on his role as Incel's dad. He typically tries to get into his son's hobbies even if he's not very good at them as with programming and D&D.

Toby
Roy thinks Toby is a very talented individual and often listens to Toby's music out of shear respect for the guy.

Tim
Roy feels bad for Tim. He often acts as a person for Tim to vent to and get advice from. He occasionally will help Tim out with cryptozoology.