Jorgi

Jorgi is a grey who frequents Wendy's. That is about it, if i'm being honest.

Alien... Ness..?
Jorgi is a grey alien. As such he possesses nonhuman abilities such as telekinesis and "weird fuckin' brain powers." Jorgi crash landed on Earth long ago, though being a grey, he has very poor sense of time, so he is unable to really say how long he's been here. He thinks he blends in easily with humans, though he obviously doesn't. Despite his confidence in his facade, Jorgi still chooses to spend most of his time at the crash site in the woods.

Incel
Incel is the only "earthling" Jorgi has decided to trust. He frequently asks Incel for assistance on his crashed ship during Incel's shifts. Jorgi has no idea Incel only tolerates him ironically.

Tim
Jorgi has no idea Tim exists. They always just miss each other.

Cryptid
Jorgi and Cryptid have a bitter feud. Jorgi fucking hates onions and their fumes, while Cryptid loves them. That is all there is to say on the matter.